Because, for some reason, people ask me to.
If you're of the inclination to read far too many of my words (and why else would you be here?), I did an interview with Marc from Pandagoal over the weekend. You should check them out regardless of whether you care to read all my nonsense. I mean, what else do you have to do for the next couple of hours before the Holland/Uruguay match?
And if you get through the whole thing, you get a gold star. But see Marc for your gold star.